Monitor woes: I'm seeing chords of color on the edges of my windows. My text has shadows. My machine is finally revealing its subselves as it slips into increasingly more agonizing dissociative behavior each day.
"The greatest thing by far is to be a master of metaphor. It is the one thing that cannot be learned from others; it is the mark of genius, since a good metaphor implies an eye for resemblance."
-Aristotle