My darling hosting company, BN3, has deigned to allow me access once again to my beloved blog. So I'd like to officially welcome you to the newly improved, fat-free, and somehow tastier version of dolus. It's not complete yet, but I like to think of web design as a process...
Thanks for coming, and please enjoy yourself. Send any comments you have to me, and I will print them out and magnet them to the fridge.
Whatever you do, don't contract the flu. Just say no. It's a bad idea for so many reasons. People will avoid you. Children will fear you. You will have to check your face every five seconds, not only to make sure it's still there after each sneezing fit, but also to verify that there aren't any other unnecessary additions flung up from the darker recesses of your sinus cavities. In preparation, stock up on cold and sinus medicine, Theraflu, and lots of tea bags. Trust me. You can feel some of the same effects by lying down in the middle of a wide street during rush hour and letting several SUVs with Colorado plates run you over while pouring hot cappuccinos upon your crumpled body. In fact, I'm writing this from the bathtub, and I can tell it's time for bed. Adieu.
